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Apple Pie Muffins

Hey……YOU GUYS.  Do yourself a favor and skip to the bottom of the page RIGHT THIS SECOND and make you some muffins.  I can wait.

Apple Pie Muffins II

Done?  Good.  Oh, why you’re oh-so-welcome.  Yes, they’re amazing, I know.

My interest is usually piqued when I see an muffin named after a pie.  I mean, how do you DO that without making a mini pie?  Or just a muffin with fruit in it?  Fun fact: these muffins taste like apple pie with all the softness and moist crumbliness of a muffin.  The secret is to keep your apple chunks juuuuuuuust the right size.  Not so tiny that you’re just making an apple muffin but not so huge that they don’t cook through.  I actually sliced mine on a mandolin (on the 1/8 inch setting) and then gave ‘em a rough chop after that so that they looked like shards of glass.  That’s a horrible metaphor…but really, think shards of glass.

Apple Pie Muffins

The result is a warm, soft muffin with ooey-gooey pockets of that apple-cinnamon goop that makes actual apple pies so awesome.  But without the effort of making an actual pie.  How efficient of me ;-)

5.0 from 2 reviews
Apple Pie Muffins
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Ingredients
  • ½ c Coconut Flour
  • ½ t Salt
  • ½ t Baking Soda
  • ½ t Baking Powder
  • 5 Eggs
  • 2 Egg Whites
  • 1 Large Mashed Banana
  • ½ c Almond Butter (or Coconut Manna for nut-free)
  • 1 t Vanilla
  • 1½ t Cinnamon
  • 3 T Honey (optional...omit for 21DSD)
  • 1 Apple, any color, roughly chopped
Instructions
  1. Combine all ingredients except the apple in a large mixing bowl and stir to combine.
  2. Beat on High with an electric mixer for 3 minutes, until nice and fluffy.
  3. Fold in the apples.
  4. Spoon into prepared muffin tins.
  5. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. They may still be a little gooey because of the apple, but that's what we want! Cool completely before removing from muffin pan.
  6. Makes 12 muffins.

 

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Banana Nut Muffins

Just a heads up…I’m on a muffin kick right now.

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They’re the perfect breakfast to toss in my backpack to eat in morning lecture.  And they don’t take up much space since that’s a valid concern for someone who bikes 7 miles each way through city traffic to get to school.  It’s awesome.  I’m saving cash from gas, doing my part to save the environment, and getting a free workout.  If you’ve ever been to Baltimore you know there are some HILLS here.  I wish I had the time to keep up with O-lifting full time but I just don’t anymore.  I still get a good lift in at Dumbarton on Saturday morning and *maybe* another one at some point in the week, but frankly, a 40-minute commute by bike each way makes me feel pretty good about staying in shape.  Just wish it wasn’t so damn hot…seriously, what’s up with this summer?!  Pretty sure my classmates think I look like a drowned rat every morning.  Or at least smell like one.

OMG I shouldn’t be talking about nasty stuff when these muffins were such a slam dunk.  Banana nut muffins aren’t exactly original but I really wanted a Paleo muffin that tasted like those awesome ones you could get on a giant platter from Costco.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about I pity you.  I mean, these aren’t jumbo since I don’t have a good jumbo muffin pan…just my sissy little ones.  And by little I mean normal muffin size, but I REALLY have a thing for jumbo muffins.  But little muffins can be delicious, too.  I guess.

Banana Nut Muffins
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Ingredients
  • ½ c Coconut Flour
  • ½ t Salt
  • ½ t Baking Soda
  • ½ t Gluten-Free Baking Powder
  • 5 Eggs
  • 2 Egg Whites
  • ½ c Mashed Banana (about 1 large...PLEASE measure this out, it makes a huge difference!)
  • ½ c Almond Butter
  • 1 t Vanilla
  • ¼ c Honey
  • ½ c Chopped Walnuts
Instructions
  1. Whisk the dry ingredients together, except the walnuts.
  2. Add the remaining wet ingredients and stir to combine.
  3. Beat the batter with an electric mixer for 3 minutes on high, until fluffy.
  4. Fold in the walnuts.
  5. Spoon into prepared muffin tins about ¾ high.
  6. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.
  7. Makes 9 muffins

 

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No-Frills Banana Bread (Version 2.0)

I’ve made like a hundred different banana breads.  (This, this, this, and this).  I mean, I love it and it’s easy and makes good meals and snack on the go and is the best possible air freshener for the kitchen.  Duh.  But now my basic recipe has been revised.  Again.

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Why?  Well, last time you’ll recall I had a change of heart about the excessive use of nut flours in baking, especially in something that had become a breakfast staple of mine.  This time, it’s the flax.  I have decided to quit using flax meal in my recipes since, well, it doesn’t agree with me.  By process of elimination I realized it irritates my system, makes me gassy, and all that jazz.

I did a little reading, and it turns out that flax oil is really unstable (like many nut and seed oils).  When you grind up the seeds, it goes rancid when exposed to heat or if not properly stored.  If you want to use raw flax, you’re good as long as you buy the whole seeds and grind them yourself.  If you’re like me and buy the packs or flax meal and store and use them like any other flour, then you’re doing way more harm than good.  Oops.

Thankfully, the recipe was easy to fix and the result is just a nice, tender, rich flavored banana bread that is lovely on its own or slathered with raw almond butter and honey.  Bonus that it’s oil and sugar free, so it’s cool for daily consumption :-)

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Right now it’s saving breakfast for me since I can just toss a few slices into a baggie and take them to class.  Next step is to start making some serious Banana Bread French Toast…

3.7 from 3 reviews
No-Frills Paleo Banana Bread
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Ingredients
  • ⅔ c Coconut Flour
  • 1 t Salt
  • 1 t Baking Soda
  • 1 t Cinnamon
  • 1 t Allspice
  • 3 Ripe Bananas, mashed (green bananas for 21DSD)
  • 6 Eggs
  • 2 t Vanilla
Instructions
  1. Whisk all of the dry ingredients together and set aside.
  2. Mash the bananas and beat the eggs and vanilla.
  3. Add the dry ingredients and mix until well combined.
  4. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
  5. Pour batter into a greased and parchment lined loaf pan.
  6. Bake for 45-50 minutes, or until a knife inserted in the center comes out clean.

 

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Texas Toasts

Did this just blow your mind?

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Good.  I know real Texas Toast is only available in a plastic bag and is probably made of sawdust, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t the perfect ingredient for grilled cheese, french toast, or…well…anything that needs bread.  I did a quick Wikipedia search, though, and found that traditionally, a” “Texas Toast” really is is thick slices of white bread slathered in garlic butter and grilled.  Um, ok.  I can do that.

Texas Toasts
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Ingredients
  • 1 loaf TGIPaleo Bread 2.0 (http://www.notsodesperatehousewife.com/2013/01/27/tgipaleo-bread-2-0/)
  • ½ c Butter
  • 4 cloves Garlic, minced
  • ½ t Onion Powder
  • ½ t Dried Chives
  • Oil, for frying/grilling
Instructions
  1. Cut the loaf into thick slices, about 1-1.5 inches.
  2. Melt the butter in a microwave safe bowl and stir in the garlic, onion powder, and chives. Allow to sit for 5-10 minutes.
  3. While the butter is infusing, heat some oil in a grill pan over medium-high heat.
  4. Brush the bread slices with the garlic butter and grill about 2-3 minutes on each side, until nice and crispy and brown.
  5. Serve with soup, salad, runny eggs, or whatever you so desire!

 

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3-Minute Protein Snickerdoodle Cupcake

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I hate that bit of conventional dieting wisdom that says you should “go to bed hungry.”  Look, if I’m hungry, then as far as I’m concerned, relaxing enough to get to sleep is the last thing I’m going to be able to do–when I’m hungry, my eyes glaze over and I want to kill everyone and everything withing reach.  So, yeah, Bob Harper?  Go to bed hungry?  Not on your life.

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Getting back into the “competitive” routine, though, means that once again I’m eating more frequent and smaller meals.  During the day this is great, since I’m always full and my workouts are better, I’m more awake, yadda yadda.  But around bedtime?  The 3-4 ounces of protein at Meal 5, aka “Dinner” is all gone and my tummy is rumbling.  Last week I made a quick habit of these (Vanilla Maple?  F**K YES!)…buuuuuut even I can’t delude myself into thinking that this is a sustainable addiction.  Maybe just every other day…?

These muffins, besides being super convenient as a single-serve recipe deal, are super filling (thanks to the coconut flour!) and HUGE.  Honestly, half with a schmear of almond butter is enough.  Well, it should be, but I eat with my eyes, so I need the whole thing.  But it fills me up without making me feel like I ate a brick the next morning.  If you wanna get meathead-y like me, you can also take note of the protein content…perfect for overnight recovery!  Add into the mix a very high fiber source of carbs and healthy monounsaturated fat from all that coconut.  What’s not to like?

3-Minute Protein Snickerdoodle Cupcake
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Ingredients
  • 2T coconut flour
  • 3T vanilla protein powder (I used whey)
  • ½ t baking soda
  • 1 t cinnamon
  • 2 egg whites
  • ½ t lemon juice
  • 3T unsweetened applesauce
  • ½ t vanilla extract
Instructions
  1. Rub the inside of a coffee mug with a little coconut oil (to prevent sticking)
  2. Place all of the dry ingredients in a bowl and whisk them together.
  3. Add the wet ingredients and mix until there are NO LUMPS.
  4. Spoon the batter into the coffee mug.
  5. Pop the mug into the microwave on HIGH for 90 seconds.
  6. Rotate the mug and nuke for another 90 seconds.
  7. Depending on the individual settings of your microwave, this might take a little longer or shorter. Check the done-ness with a toothpick.
  8. When baked through, let the cake cool for a minute or two, then gently remove from the mug by loosening the edges with a knife and inverting on a plate.
  9. Enjoy with a hot cup of decaf!

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Lavender Earl Grey Muffins

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Aren’t these just so gosh darned CUTE?  I feel like Lady Mary Crawley at tea time…which is sooooooo much better than sending your resume to a bajillion places and being reminded over and over and over again how much you suck at life.  I mean…look, my dream since I was like, 10, has been to go to culinary school.  For real.  Or at least in between bouts of wanting to be an astronaut or a professional bodybuilder.  I floated the idea again to my friend the other day, and out of the goodness of her heart, she reminded me that I’d probably only be a second rate chef.  And as much as I was suddenly overcome with a desire to kick her in the teeth (I’m so sweet), it’s probably true.  I don;t like staying up past 8pm on weekdays, I don’t much care for being told how to make…well, ANYTHING, and I had enough of being yelled all the time in basic training.  Guess it’s time to give Space Camp another shot.

4.0 from 1 reviews
Lavender Earl Grey Muffins
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Ingredients
  • ½ c Coconut Flour
  • 6 Eggs
  • 1 t Baking Soda
  • ½ c Honey
  • ½ c Butter or Coconut Oil, Melted
  • 3 Earl Grey Tea Bags
  • 1 t Dried Lavender
Instructions
  1. Cut open the tea bags and empty the contents into a bowl.
  2. Add all other ingredients and mix until smooth.
  3. Spoon into greased muffin cups.
  4. Bake at 325 degrees for 25-30 minutes.

 

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(TGI)Paleo Bread 2.0

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There’s something about the ease and convenience of just throwing some meat on bread for a quick lunch (or with eggs for breakfast in the car), but I think we all know that Paleo breads–especially those with the fortitude to support meat and condiments–are a tough nut to crack.  A while back I checked into Paleo Bread, which is fine but frankly I’ve had 2 episodes of moldy bread coming in the mail and the fact that there’s been some controversy surrounding the company and its products has me wary (it also contains psyllium, which can be problematic for some).  Look, just like anything else, the best thing to do is just to make the damn stuff yourself.  And I did, and I was satisfied for the time being.

Then I made this stuff…and completely by accident it had the PERFECT texture for a sandwich bread.  So I tweaked it a bit (i.e. made it less pumpkin-y and cinnamon-y) and came up with easily the most perfect Paleo bread I’ve ever had.  Hands down.  There are waaaaaaay too many Paleo breads out there that are crumbly and cake-y, not to mention that are mostly nut-based (and we all know nut-based baked goods aren’t all that great for you)…this one is light, porous (critical in the buttering of toast), and really high in protein.  It doesn’t overwhelm the deliciousness spread on top of sandwiched within.  It bends, it twists…yeah, you get it.

4.0 from 7 reviews
(TGI)Paleo Bread 2.0
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Ingredients
  • ½ c + 1 T Coconut Flour
  • 1 t Baking Soda
  • 1 c Egg White Protein Powder
  • 1½ c Liquid Egg Whites
  • 1 c Unsweetened Applesauce
Instructions
  1. Combine all ingredients beating with an electric mixer for 4-5 minutes. Like, really whip it good--you want to get a lot of fluff out of the egg whites.
  2. Pour batter into a greased loaf pan.
  3. Bake at 350 degrees for 45-55 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

**A note on the egg white protein–I use NOW Foods pure egg white protein powder, available in health food stores or on Amazon.

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Carmelized Plantain Pumpkin Bars

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Remember when I tried to make these a while back and they were…um…green?  Well, after a little more trial and error I firgured I’d re-vamp the recipe completely.  And by “completely,” I mean just steal an idea from Cat’s delicious Carmelised Plantain Bread.

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I love–LOVE–fried plantains, so why not toss them into my pumpkin bars?  The carmel-y, toffee-y flavors meld sooooooo well with pumpkin.  I mean, EVERYTHING goes well with pumpkin, but it’s a little extra special here.  It’s perfect with butter and a smattering of honey and steaming cup of coffee (what isn’t?!) and has saved my ass this week since I’ve fallen victim to a stream of early meetings that require me to have my breakfast in the car…I’m such a public health risk.  If you happen to see someone swerving like a maniac down I-25, it’s probably just me trying to keep all that warm, drippy honey off myself.  And failing.  Whatever.

Carmelized Plantain Pumpkin Bars
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Ingredients
  • ½ c Coconut Flour
  • ½ c Flax Meal
  • 1 Plantain, peeled and sliced
  • ¼ c Butter
  • ¼ c Full Fat Coconut Milk
  • 6 Eggs
  • 1 t Baking Soda
  • 1 c Pumpkin Puree
  • ¼ c Maple Syrup
  • 1 t Vanilla
Instructions
  1. Over medium heat, melt the butter. Add the plantain slices and about a Tablespoon of the maple syrup.
  2. Allow the slices to brown on one side, then flip. Swash the butter around to make sure all slices are coated.
  3. When they're nice and fragrant and soft (I like 'em almost mushy…brings out the flavor!), remove from heat and add the ¼ c of coconut milk.
  4. Stir it all around and add to a food processor.
  5. Pulse until you have a nice mashed consistency—not quite a puree. Lumps are good!
  6. Combine the remaining ingredients into a thick batter, then add the plantain mixture.
  7. Spread into an 8x8 inch pan and bake at 350 for 20-25 minutes, or until a knife inserted comes out clean.

 

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PWO Protein Bread

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I’m such a meathead. It’s kinda ridiculous.

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If it’s not evident enough already, I’ve been on a quest for the perfect PWO fuel for a while now. Obviously, the best thing would be a big plate of salmon and sweet potato, but um…I have a day job and get my workouts in over my lunch break. I’ve even tried the PWO fast, but I’ve found that at least a little something in that anabolic window makes all the difference. I need something portable as well as packed with protein and starch.

Well, I made a “protein bar” of sorts a while back but got lambasted for it. I probably deserved it…while a nice pick-me-up, the protein content was low and wasn’t ideal. A couple hard-boiled eggs would have sufficed instead. Since then, I’ve been trying all kinds of other stuff with the most successful being Simply Pure Nutrients Pro3 Synergy Fuel. I know, I know…it’s a whey protein. But I don’t have any adverse reactions to it and it’s super portable…toss a scoop into a shaker bottle and go! Recently, I picked up some egg white protein from NOW Foods–100% Paleo and safe on the 21DSD. Buuuuuuuut I’ll be honest, something about gelatinous egg-white-y goop in my shaker bottle doesn’t do it for me. I’m no Rocky Balboa.

So I did what I do best…I baked into something! It’s nice to just be able to cut off a slice of bread and toss it into a baggie to take with me. You can make muffins, too! Too easy. What’s more, there’s a TON of protein in this stuff. I ran the nutrition stats and in 1/8 of this recipe, you get a whopping 15 grams of protein and a nice dose of good starch to boot. You can use sweet potato or pumpkin, depending on tastes and availability (I’d do sweet potato because it’ll give you an extra kick of dense carbohydrate…plus I think the flavor is generally richer than pumpkin in baked goods).

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INGREDIENTS

1/2 c Coconut Flour

1 t Salt

1 t Baking Soda

2 t Cinnamon

1 c Egg White Protein Powder

1 1/2 c Liquid Egg Whites

1 T Vanilla

1 c Mashed Sweet Potato

INSTRUCTIONS

Combine all ingredients beating until smooth. Pour batter into a greased loaf pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 45-55 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

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Avocado Bread

Sometimes, I just need a sandwich.  Or toast.  Or a sponge for my egg yolks.

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Bonus, too…this stuff is safe on the 21DSD.  If you’ve been following my little adventure in detoxing on Primal Competitor, you’ve already gotten a sneak peak.  You really can’t tell there’s avocado in it at all–it’s a nice, neutral flavor that suits all of your bread-y needs, while being low carb and high in healthy fats.  It’s got a firm texture that holds together in the toaster oven and soaks up butter, egg yolks, and mayo very nicely.  The next test?  Let’s see how well this stuff supports a burger…

INGREDIENTS

**Printable Recipe**

1/2 c Coconut Flour

1 t Salt

1 t Baking Soda

1/2 c Ground Flax

6 Eggs

1 c Avocado Puree (about 2 large avocados)

INSTRUCTIONS

Make sure your avocado puree is totally smooth…no lumps!

Combine the dry ingredients.  The add your eggs and avocado, beating until smooth.  Pour batter into a greased loaf pan.  Bake at 350 degrees for 45-55 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

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