Archive of ‘Dessert’ category

Peanut Butter Chocolate Banana Bread

I’m definitely guilty of Pinterest hoarding…ie pinning about one bajillion pictures of delicious looking stuff and yet never even clicking over to *look* at the recipe. I have a whole board dedicated to dinner ideas, another for breakfast, and basically any course or method possible and yet when I am at a loss for something to put together, I generally just Google it. Or throw everything into a pot and make soup.

Peanut Butter, Chocolate, and Banana Bread : The Not So Desperate Housewife

But!! Every now and then I come across something so…pretty…tempting…unique…that I HAVE to make it. Like, call my husband repeatedly from work when I know he’s in class to make sure he can pick up some bananas and peanut butter on the way home. (I called about 20 minutes later to make sure he could also pick up wine…Tuesday night baking is no fun without wine.)

Peanut Butter, Chocolate, and Banana Bread :: The Not So Desperate Housewife

I was a little wary of having to mix up 3 separate bowls of batter–while trying to split 2 eggs amongst 3 bowls I honestly considered just dumping everything into one bowl and hoping for the best. But damn…it’s amazing. Perfectly flaky, moist, and sinfully decadent. The banana layer is the stuff wonderfully fragrant banana breads are made of. The peanut butter layer is reminiscent of a Reese’s Cup. And the chocolate layer is chocolate.

Peanut Butter, Chocolate, and Banana Bread ::: The Not So Desperate Housewife

So, yeah. I don’t care where you are…you have time for 3 layers of heaven tonight. Vanilla-Chocolate-Strawberry has nothing on this guy.

See the original recipe here!

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Cowboy Cookies

I don’t know what it is, but something about oats and chocolate gets me every time. Probably because, you know, it’s chocolate that’s totally diet food as long as the oats are there. Add in a bunch of other stuff…and somehow they get even better. Weird.

Cowboy Cookies : The Not So Desperate Housewife

When I was a kid these were easily my favorite cookies. Only like, a million years later did I actually find out that “Cowboy Cookies” were actually a thing. Or maybe you’ve always known them as “Trail Mix Cookies”? (Wouldn’t those have to have M&Ms?)

Food is a little anticlimactic like that…no matter how creative you think you are, it’s been done. Good news, though, is you can type any list of random ingredients into Google and the word “recipe” and boom…dinner. That’s how I found this. (But seriously, try it…crazy, right?)

Adapted from Namaste Foods’ recipe. Sub coconut oil for butter for dairy free and cut the nuts for nut free!

Cowboy Cookies
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Serves: +/- 12 cookies
  • ¾ c Namaste Foods all purpose gluten free flour (or other gluten free all purpose blend)
  • ½ c butter, softened
  • ½ c brown sugar
  • ¼ c white sugar
  • 1 egg
  • ½ t vanilla
  • ½ t baking soda
  • 1½ c gluten free oats
  • ½ c chocolate chips
  • ½ c coconut
  • ½ c pecans, chopped (or nuts of choice)
  • handful of raisins
  1. Cream the butter with the brown and white sugars.
  2. Beat in the egg until you have a light colored, fluffy mixture.
  3. Beat in the vanilla and baking soda.
  4. Beat in the flour and oats, a little at a time to make it more manageable.
  5. Stir in the chocolate chips, coconut, nuts, and raisins.
  6. Scoop out golf-ball sized hunk of dough onto a parchment lined cookie sheet.
  7. Bake at 350 for 10-12 minutes, or until lightly browned.


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Wellesley Fudge Cake

According to legend, chocolate was outlawed (!!) at Wellesley College at some point to the gals got together and started making fudge in secret. Maybe that’s part of the reason I feel so guilty when I shove my own weight of the Good Stuff in my facehole. I dunno. But somehow the Wellesley Fudge Cake–a chocolate cake frosted with a slab of the most ridiculously decadent fudge around–became a thing. I’m not complaining, and neither is my husband, since this was his thirty third birthday cake.

Wellesley Fudge Cake : The Not So Desperate Housewife

Months ago, we were at my parents’ house and for my dad’s birthday my mom found a gluten free baker and ordered a simple chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. I don’t know what kind of black magic this lady was using but the frosting was out of this world. I mean, the cake part was great, too, but the frosting was…I don’t even know. The best way I could remember it was like a thin fudge–little crinkles on top and everything. With this as my inspiration for a certain spouse’s birthday, I set about looking for a good recipe and came across this one. (Gotta love Pinterest) The pictures alone had me hooked.

Wellesley Fudge Cake - The Not So Desperate HousewifeSo, yeah, it really is *that* good. Holy crapola you guys. Just…OMG. For the cake part I just bought a box mix and it came out very well if I may say so myself (as a side note, I know there’s a thousand ways to “doctor” a cake mix but for chocolate I just go with butter in place of oil and cream/half and half instead of water…gets you a nice, dense, fudgey cake and, well, it’s good enough for government work).

Wellesley Fudge Cake -- The Not So Desperate Housewife

The frosting was really the star of the show and I didn’t have to alter it a single bit, other than to add sprinkles (because it’s not a birthday cake without sprinkles!!!) and candles.

Wellesley Fudge Cake :: The Not So Desperate Housewife

Once again, the recipe for the frosting (as well as a great recipe for the actual cake part I was too lazy to make. It’ll be making it’s rounds back in the house soon. Probably just by itself in a bowl with a spoon. That’s how I roll.


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Decadent Gluten Free, Dairy Free Chocolate Chip Cookies

Nothing in my little rambler here in Charlottesville is less than 60 years old. This is why everything that comes out of my ’50s-era gas oven without being either a) totally uncooked, or b) not totally scorched is a gift. So, Universe, I must once again bow to you in thanks.

Decadent Gluten Free Dairy Free Chocolate Chip Cookies : The Not So Desperate Housewife

Gluten free baking has come leaps and bounds from where it was even a couple of years ago. What once would have been a pile of dry, crumbly, flavorless pieces of cardboard can now be just as good (I think, even better) than their glutinous counterparts that cause me and so many others a great deal of (totally awkward and socially crippling) pain.

The one key is to know your flour blend. I’ve been using Namaste Foods ever since my mom got me a 5 pound bag from Costco “just to try out.” It claims cup-for-cup usage, but I honestly don’t believe any blend is truly the perfect substitute…you have to be willing to experiment a bit and totally put the manufacturer’s own recipes to work. I adapted this recipe from a chocolate chip cookie recipe on the Namaste Foods site while planning a dinner party for my husband’s learning group (everyone gets smarter with cookies, right?). I made a few subs (wanted a dairy-free version and used palm sugar to take advantage of its awesome, rich flavor) and voila! They came out beautifully. I got 30 cookies from this recipe (the original claimed 5 dozen…umyeahnoway) and with 7 people…well, you do the math ;-)

If you do want to sub out another GF flour blend, while I can’t verify the ratios, Namaste AP blend is just sweet brown rice flour (the majority of the mix), tapioca starch, arrowroot flour, sorghum flour, and xanthan gum. I’d say anything with a similar ingredient mix would work well, so just have a quick check and make sure you aren’t using a bean-flour blend (i.e. Bob’s Red Mill GF AP flour, which I also love to death but is mostly garbanzo).

Decadent Gluten Free Dairy Free Chocolate Chip Cookies :: The Not So Desperate Housewife


Chocolate Chip Cookies
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Serves: 2-3 dozen
  • 2½ cups Namaste Perfect Flour Blend
  • 1 t baking soda
  • 1 t salt
  • 1 c coconut oil
  • ¾ c sugar
  • ¾ c palm sugar
  • 1 t vanilla extract
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 c chocolate chips
  1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees.
  2. Cream the coconut oil with the sugar and palm sugar. Beat in the vanilla and eggs, one at a time until fluffy.
  3. Mix the dry ingredients (except the chocolate chips) and add to the coconut oil/sugar mixture.
  4. Stir in the chocolate chips.
  5. Drop spoonfuls of cookie dough on a parchment lined cookie sheet.
  6. Bake for 10-12 minutes. Cool on the pan for 2-3 minutes, then carefully transfer to a cooling rack.
  7. Yields 2-3 dozen, depending on cookie size. I made 30.

**Adapted from Namaste Foods

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Browned Butter Peanut Butter and Jelly Skillet Cookie

Gah!! Those are a lot of my favorite things in the same headline.

Brown Butter and PBJ Skillet Cookie : The Not So Desperate Housewife

Sometimes the rigors of moving to a new town, starting a new job, and adjusting to a new life as the devoted and supportive wife of a business student requires a little sweetness. And, I mean, the coming of Fall and all of the accompanying baked goods will only make it better. But let’s talk about my giant cookie.

Brown Butter and PBJ Skillet Cookie :: Not So Desperate Housewife

Did it really need to be one big-ass cookie? Was a skillet entirely necessary? Eh. Take it or leave it, but something about a piping hot chocolate chip cookie, dripping with PB and J, hot from the oven in rustic cookware brought an appropriate level of decadence to my holiday weekend.

*Inspired by this recipe (although I used local grass fed butter…natch)

**Here’s how I brown my butter

Browned Butter Peanut Butter and Jelly Skillet Cookie
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Serves: 8
  • ½ c butter
  • 2 c almond meal
  • 1 c walnuts
  • 1 t baking soda
  • ½ t salt
  • 1 t vanilla
  • 2 eggs
  • ¼ c maple syrup
  • 2 c chocolate chips
  • ¼ c palm sugar
  • ¼ c jelly
  • ¼ c sunflower seed butter (or any nut butter)
  1. First, brown your butter. See link in the post for how to do this.
  2. Grid the walnuts into a fine meal using a food processor.
  3. Combine all ingredients except for jelly and sunflower seed butter.
  4. Press the cookie dough into a greased cast-iron pan.
  5. In separate microwave-safe dishes, nuke the jelly and sunflower seed butter for about 15-20 seconds each (you want em runny). Pour over the cookie.
  6. Bake at 325 degrees for 25 minutes.
  7. Enjoy!




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Marbled Pound Cake

Clearly, Pinterest wasn’t a thing in the early 90’s, but my mom was a huge clipper of recipes from magazines, newspapers, boxes, etc.  Even now, there’s still an enormous pile of clippings in the living room at their house I *love* sifting through every time I come over.

paleo marble pound cake

A few months back, I came across a page out of Food and Wine magazine for a marbled pound cake–this was actually one of the first things I baked all by myself and I was kind of obsessed.  Cake for breakfast, people.

Clearly I needed to make this happen again.  I mean, if it’s finally warm enough to have coffee on the patio in the morning, I really need something sweet to dunk.

Marbled Pound Cake
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Serves: 8
  • ½ c coconut flour
  • 1 t baking soda
  • 1 t psyllium husk powder
  • 6 eggs
  • ½ cashew butter
  • ½ c honey
  • 1 t vanilla
  • 1 t apple cider vinegar
  • 2 T cocoa powder
  • 2 T coconut milk
  1. Combine your dry ingredients (except cocoa powder) and set aside.
  2. Cream together the eggs, cashew butter, honey, vanilla, and vinegar.
  3. Add the dry mixture and beat *very* well until smooth.
  4. Pour ¾ of the batter into a prepared loaf pan.
  5. Add the cocoa powder and coconut milk to the remaining ¼ of the batter. Mix well.
  6. Pour the chocolate layer on top of the batter in the pan. Using a clean knife, swirl the chocolate layer slightly through the vanilla layer.
  7. Bake at 350 degrees for 50-55 minutes, until a knife comes out clean.


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Fudgey “Peanut Butter” Brownies (Paleo and Vegan)

Soooo if you could just stop whatever it is you’re doing right this minute and get your oven ready for a little Valentine’s love, that’d be great.

paleo brownies

I had a snow day yesterday (and another one today, in fact) thanks to Snowmageddon.  Seriously, I grew up just an hour west of here and we have *never* had a winter like this.  I mean, sure, every couple of years we’d get a big snowstorm…but it was A snowstorm…not A BAZILLION snow storms.  We’d get single digit temperatures…but not single digit temperatures for days on end.  Whatever.  Anyway.  Snow day.

I had a few comments on my avocado brownies expressing some…concern…that they didn’t come out as good as they should have.  I’ve been blogging long enough to realize that this is just going to happen from time to time, and I do take a genuine interest in failed attempts at my recipes, or just things people don’t like about them that I can address with stuff I make down the road.  As far as the brownies are concerned, some folks didn’t like the texture (which many others claim to love, so not sure what to do there), thought they weren’t sweet enough (to which I say just add more honey or use pre-sweetened baking chocolate), or…and I guess this was just one but it stuck with me…that the taste of eggs came through a little too much.  So, that was a noodle scratcher.  Thankfully I had a whole day to waste…and it only took a couple of tries to get a brownie that is not only egg-free, but that is probably the most dense, fudgey, rich chocolaty thing I’ve ever made.  Score.

As far as substitutions go, I use sunflower seed butter when I want that “peanutty” flavor, but any kind of nut butter will do.  For a more neutral flavor, I love cashew butter…it’s great for a smooth, almost yellow cake-like taste.  For a nut and seed free option, coconut manna is great–I’ve used it in past brownie recipes and it provides a subtle coconut flavor that gives a little extra sweetness without any more sugar.  Also, if you don’t have/don’t want to use avocados, one ripe banana will do the job.

Fudgey "Peanut Butter" Brownies (Paleo and Vegan)
  • ½ c sunflower seed butter (or any nut butter, or coconut manna)
  • 1 large avocado (or sub one banana)
  • ½ c unsweetened cocoa powder
  • ½ t baking soda
  • 1 t vanilla
  • ½ c maple syrup
  • handful of chocolate chips
  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
  2. Puree the avocado first in a food processor. Make sure ALL lumps are gone.
  3. Add the remaining ingredients except for chocolate chips to the food processor and pulse until smooth.
  4. Stir the chocolate chips into the batter--it will be thick.
  5. Spoon batter into a greased 8x8 baking dish.
  6. Bake for 20-22 minutes. Because of the chocolate chips, it may still be a little gooey in the middle.
  7. Cool completely before serving.



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No-Bake Goat Cheese Cheesecake Cups

You need to understand something…I have a sociopathic love for goat cheese.  And for cheesecake.  So 1 + 1 = delicious creamy richness beyond belief.


Thank you, How Sweet Eats, for inspiring me once again.  Forgive my lack of cute little Mason jars.  I’m still working on that one.

No-Bake Goat Cheese Cheesecake Cups
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Serves: 4
  • 8 oz chevre, softened to room temperature
  • 8 oz cream cheese, softened to room temperature
  • ⅔ c sweetened condensed milk
  • ¼ c heavy whipping cream
  • zest of 1 lemon
  • ¼ t almond extract
  • 1 cup fresh raspberries
  1. To make the compote, place the raspberries in a microwave-safe dish and nuke for 1 minute, then mash them up with a big spoon or fork. Chill in the fridge till it's needed.
  2. In a stand mixer or in a large bowl, cream the cream cheese and goat cheese together and slowly add the condensed milk until well combined and no lumps remain.
  3. Stir in the whipping cream, lemon zest, and almond extract.
  4. Again using an electric mixer, beat till well combined.
  5. Spoon the cheesecake into 4 cups, glasses, or ramekins and chill for about 3 hours, or until firm.
  6. Top with raspberry compote.


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An Oldie but Goodie…Because it’s December and I LoveLoveLove Eggnog…

**This is a re-post from last winter…I probably made a dozen batches of these as gifts and, well…for myself.  I made a few tweaks since it went up last year and it’s already making an appearance for this holiday season so I’m sharing again!**

eggnog cupcake

As I was a-stalking the interwebz last year I found this recipe.  Couldn’t not do it.  Just couldn’t.  I love eggnog.  I love chocolate.  I LOVE that it’s required on pain of death to keep my house full of baked goods during the whole month of December.


So, um…eggnog isn’t Paleo!  Oh, wait…I HIGHLY recommend this Paleo eggnog recipe from Health-Bent.  (I like maple syrup instead of sugar for this one).  It’s totally bonkers, you guys.  Even if you’re too lazy to bake it into anything, just do it because eggnog is awesome.  I also found some great organic nog at Safeway that’s Primal-friendly (it’s got heavy cream in it), so all hope isn’t lost if you don’t feel like making your own, either.  If you’re like a certain husband of mine (*cough*) who doesn’t like eggnog for some godawful reason…just…just get out.  Now.

Eggnog Chocolate Chip Cupcakes
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Serves: 12
  • ½ c Coconut Flour
  • 5 Eggs
  • 2 Egg Whites
  • ½ c Cashew Butter (or coconut oil for nut free)
  • ½ t Salt
  • ½ t Baking Soda
  • ½ t Gluten Free Baking Powder
  • ⅓ c Maple Syrup
  • ¾ c Egg Nog
  • ¼ t Vanilla
  • ½ t Nutmeg
  • 1 c Chocolate Chips
  • **Vanilla Frosting**
  • 1 c Palm Shortening *or* coconut oil
  • 2 T Heavy Whipping Cream *or* Canned Coconut Milk
  • 1 t Vanilla
  • 2 T Maple Syrup
  1. Whisk together the dry ingredients.
  2. Beat the eggs, whites, egg nog, butter, vanilla, and maple syrup. By ½ cup-fulls, add the dry mixture and whisk until smooth. Fold in the chocolate chips.
  3. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Fill lined muffin tins ½ full with batter. Bake for 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick.
  4. If you want to do a loaf instead, bake in a loaf pan, same temp, for 50-55 mins.
  5. For the frosting, beat all the ingredients till light and fluffy!


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Japanese Sweet Potato Pie

You can also call it “Satsumaimo Pie” if you want to sound cultured or something.

photo 1

So I had my appendix out on Monday and that kinda ruined my week off.  There’s only so much time you can spend on the couch high on Percocet and creeping through the bowels of Netflix before you start getting a little stir crazy.  Then you try to get up and remember why that was not a good idea.  I seriously look like I got gutted like a trout.  Moving on.

I was and still am, however, determined to make it to Thanksgiving tonight since it’s the first year I’ve lives where my family does in…a long time.  My aunt asked me to bring a dessert, so yesterday I made this pie.  Nothing crazy but I thought the Japanese sweet potatoes (aka Birthday Cake potatoes) would be a fun twist on my favorite pie ever and something a little more creative than plain old pumpkin pie).

After I was done, I slept for 4 1/2 hours.  Clearly still feeling amazing.  Then I ate some pie.  Felt better.  Went back to sleep.  It was a good day.

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*If you can’t find Japanese sweet potatoes, regular orange ones are fine.

*For 100% dairy free, full-fat coconut milk can sub for the cream.

*I like this crust recipe, but some other options are this and this.

Japanese Sweet Potato Pie
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Serves: 8
  • 2 medium sweet potatoes, bakedor boiled until soft, skins removed
  • ¾ c maple syrup
  • ¾ c heavy whipping cream
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 t vanilla
  • 1 t pumpkin pie spice
  • ½ t salt
  • 2 T dark rum
  1. Mash up the sweet potatoes in a large mixing bowl.
  2. Add the remaining ingredients, one at a time, beating with an electric mixer in between additions ensuring mixture is smooth.
  3. When all ingredients are added, beat the whole thing on medium for 2 minutes.
  4. Pour into an unbaked pie shell (see recipe options above).
  5. Bake at 400 degrees for 45 minutes.
  6. Cool completely. Top with whipped cream.


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