Author Archives: the not so desperate housewife

Photography Practice: Quick Pumpkin Pancakes w/ Vanilla Icing (GF, Egg Free)

I know pumpkin season is over but I am STILL madly, hopelessly in love with this GF pumpkin pancake mix from Trader Joe’s.

Easy GF and Egg Free Pumpkin Pancakes | The Not So Desperate Housewife-2

It’s not the recipe I’m worried about here, though. Take it or leave it, I don’t care…there is absolutely nothing original about … Read more

Beetroot Dark & Stormy (aka, ‘Slasher Flick’)

You’ve got crappy weather and blood. Thus, ‘Slasher Flick.’ I’m clever.

Beetroot Dark & Stormy | The Not So Desperate Housewife-4

Remember Scream? And Final Destination? And all 800 sequels? Totally the source of every bad dream I had between 1996 and 2006. I have never…NEVER…liked scary movies, most especially the ones with those levels … Read more